The Office Of:

Carlos the Scientist

Diego Strex

Cecil Gershwin Palmer

*ESTIMATED* Business Hours (in EST):

Monday: CLOSED

Tuesday: 8:30PM- 12:00AM

Wednesday: CLOSED

Thursday: 8:30PM- 12:00AM

Friday: 08:00PM- 11:00PM

Saturday: 08:30PM-12:00AM

Sunday: 08:30PM-12:00AM

Commission The MUN

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What is the weirdest thing that has happened in the past 20 minutes in Night Vale?

ask-beautiful-perfect-carlos:

Hmm… I think YOU.

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Or me, for that matter.

Everything and anything here is weird and proceeds to become the weirdest in one succeeding moment after the other.

dixiensept:

Young Cecil and his casette recorder

Apologies for the Tremendous Delay-

ask-beautiful-perfect-carlos:

That’s not a very good business model, is it?

I’ll get right into business.

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No use dragging this out.

cheshire-black:

My friend got Night Vale/ Desert Bluffs themed nails and they are awesome.

ask-beautiful-perfect-carlos:

Cecil: Carlos is soooooooooooo precious, isn’t he Listeners????

exrcitus:

Rise Up, Night Vale | listen

There's a war coming, you'd best choose a  s i d e.

i. Afraid — The Neighbourhood ii. Avalon — Professor Green ft. Sierra Kusterbeck iii. Bad Girls — M.I.A iv. Bang Bang — Willy Moon v. Breaking the Law — Judas Priest vi. Carry on Wayward Son — Kansas vii. Civilian — Wye Oak viii. Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm of the War Drums — A Perfect Circle ix. Dark Doo Wop — Ms Mr x. Death is a Disease — Clint Mansell xi. Empire (Creep remix) — Alpines xii. The Final Countdown — Europe xiii. Glory and Gore — Lorde xiv. Heads Will Roll — Yeah Yeah Yeahs xv. Help I’m Alive — Metric xvi. Like Wolves — David Condos xvii. LIve to Rise — Soundgarden xviii. The Moon is Falling Down — Crywolf xix. My Boy Builds Coffins — Florence and the Machine xx. No Church in the Wild — Kanye West xxi. Pagan Poetry — Bjrk xxii. Paradise Circus — Massive Attack xxiii. Pompeii — Bastille xxiv. Rome — Yeasayer xxv. The Ruler & The Killer — Kid Cudi xxvi. Run Boy Run — Woodkid xxvii. Runnin’ With the Devil — Van Halen xxviii. Sacrilege — Yeah Yeah Yeahs xxix. Seven Nation Army (The Glitch Mob remix) — The White Stripes xxx. Until It Hurts — Fransisca Hall xxxi. We Might be Dead By Tomorrow — SoKo xxxii. You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid — The Offspring xxxiii. Modern Jesus — Portugal. The Man xxxiv. Save Our City — Ludo xxxv. Suburban War — Arcade Fire xxxvi. Our War — Neon Trees xxxvii. Gods and Monsters — Lana Del Rey xxxviii. Goodbye Blue Sky — Pink Floyd 

Special thanks to deusxsubridens for providing the artwork! 

Dear Carlos, what do you think about the puppy infestation in Night Vale?
Anonymous

ask-beautiful-perfect-carlos:

I’m sure puppies don’t reproduce via mitosis.

Do they?

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REBLOG | Posted 1 day ago With 8 notes
tags: #archive reblog

gingerhaole:

Carlos sits Cecil down for a full-scale exam For Science, starting with that lovely (alleged) third eye.

Even I think my Carlos is hot, but then, I have a terrific weakness for dark-haired dudes going gray at the temples.

*whispers* Carrrrrrrrrrrlooooossssssss

ask-beautiful-perfect-carlos:

*whispers back* Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecilllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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robotverve:

date night on the ‘waterfront’