The Office Of:

Carlos the Scientist

Diego Strex

Cecil Gershwin Palmer

*ESTIMATED* Business Hours (in EST):

Monday: CLOSED

Tuesday: 8:30PM- 12:00AM

Wednesday: CLOSED

Thursday: 8:30PM- 12:00AM

Friday: 08:00PM- 11:00PM

Saturday: 08:30PM-12:00AM

Sunday: 08:30PM-12:00AM

Commission The MUN

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[[I really, REALLY hate having to cancel askbogging because of schoolwork

I’ll try to get something in tomorrow

UGHHHH]]

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Swiggity swag what's in the bag?
Anonymous

ask-beautiful-perfect-carlos:

Nothing short of…

your decapitated head.

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How are you talking to me from inside of there?

sloanecakes:

have some carlos

i like to think he works in a pharmacy lab, hence the purple scrubs

Well.. Um. I've forgotten how to smile and nothing's working. Sir, I'm begging you, please help me, it's killing me. ~V

ask-beautiful-perfect-carlos:

citizensofdesertbluffs:

ask-beautiful-perfect-carlos:

Oh DARLING.

You musn’t be afraid to…

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dream a little bigger

Like this.

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Flash a little bit of pristine white teeth

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and of course, remember, the essence of the smile is in your eyes- black and empty like the void.

Diego, would you happen to have a cousin named Dora, who may or may not be an explorer?

ask-beautiful-perfect-carlos:

Of course not. Not that I recall.

And besides…

I’ve made sure to take cake of any… embarrassing loose ends.

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jathis:

martym41:

For Lady Owl

Everyone look at this sexy as fuck Cecil Palmer

What is the weirdest thing that has happened in the past 20 minutes in Night Vale?

ask-beautiful-perfect-carlos:

Hmm… I think YOU.

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Or me, for that matter.

Everything and anything here is weird and proceeds to become the weirdest in one succeeding moment after the other.

dixiensept:

Young Cecil and his casette recorder

Apologies for the Tremendous Delay-

ask-beautiful-perfect-carlos:

That’s not a very good business model, is it?

I’ll get right into business.

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No use dragging this out.

cheshire-black:

My friend got Night Vale/ Desert Bluffs themed nails and they are awesome.